“go talk to ya other hoes”

a girl in love wit u (via joseguwop)

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

somecutewhiteboy:

Young God

tell us your most embarrassing story

@Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

ciggawet:

he send you them dick picks and its like 

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he tell you he finna tears it up and its like 

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he eating your pussy like its the last supper and judas finna betray jesus and its like

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then he get in and his stroke game weaker than Michelle Williams career and its like

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bye

apatheticghost:

im just sad and lonely and bad at math

keep-that-pussy-wet:

sippinpurple:

Rare

Very rare